Every time anything is mentioned
about banana, my mind goes to my Mom and Stephen Colbert (a recent addition to the memory banks).
Many years ago
my family, my sister’s family and my mom were getting together for something
and we were going out to dinner when Amy (my sister’s daughter and mostly an adult) said something
about already being hungry. My mom pipes up and says, “Well, I have a banana in my
car.” (Which means, it was probably ½ a banana - because she NEVER finishes
anything - and it also means it had been in the car at least several days because we were in
Dahlonega and she had travelled from FL). Who would want to eat that??!! But she was absolutely sure that an old 1/2 banana was exactly what Amy needed at that exact moment. I think what Amy - well all of us - really needed at that exact moment was TO GET IN THE CAR AND GO TO THE RESTAURANT!
I was in Walmart a short time after that and saw plastic fruit - including bananas. It was too perfect! If I bought ALL the plastic bananas at our Walmart, then we could all have a plastic banana in our car in the event that another banana emergency arose!
Fast forward a few years. We had another family get together for my Mom’s 80th birthday party
this year, we were all sitting around and laughing about the banana (because we
bring it up every time we see her) and making other ridiculous banana jokes and
someone wondered what would be the weirdest thing a banana could be and someone
said, “A banana Jesus.” We all laughed because I mean come on - what the heck is a banana Jesus. BUT, my mom did not laugh. She has no sense of humor about religion
and she was so offended about the joke that just to mess with her, (yes, age is given no pass, we would mess with a 100 year old given the chance and the right joke!) we continued to insert the banana Jesus line in almost every conversation all
weekend long. She eventually got over herself (not really). A few days after I got home from all the fun, frivolity and banana Jesus jokes, my
sister told me I had to watch Stephen Colbert at Comic Con. It was
unbelievable. Stephen actually was ‘fake’ plugging a movie about Jesus and
Banana Man. I nearly lost my mind!!
How coincidental is that?? He
stole our idea!! Well, actually he ran in a direction my family would have never been able to come up with. But he came really close to thievery - real close...
Make sure you watch both parts.Thank you Mr. Colbert for proving to my family that God does indeed have a sense of humor.
This post was quite apeeling.
ReplyDeleteThanks for posting.