Things to Ponder

My mind does not work like most human minds apparently. Below are 2 thoughts I had that may explain why: 

1.    I just read an article about an individual that went for his first kayak ride in the ocean, but then promptly was eaten by a great white. Technically, wouldn’t that be his last kayak ride?

 

2.     If the media talks about how an execution was ‘botched’ because it took 2 hours for an inmate to die. Technically wouldn’t that just be a prolonged execution? If it was botched, wouldn’t the inmate still be alive?

Feel free to let me know just how off kilter I am...