Wednesday, August 6, 2014


This may be interesting to no one but me.

I am fast. I do things fast, I talk fast, I drive fast, and I eat fast. I even do #1 & #2 fast.

I get comments about how fast I go to the bathroom. NO – I am not making that up!

This morning I had to go to the bathroom. While I was in there I decided that for once I was going to take my time. This is what played out in my head:

“I am going to take my time today and I don’t give a shit.”

Then the irony hit. The irony of the word I thought of and that all at the same time I did and didn’t give a shit.

It made me laugh. You know you want to laugh too…go ahead.

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