This may be interesting to no one but me.
I am fast. I do things fast, I talk fast, I drive fast, and I eat fast. I even do #1 & #2 fast.
I get comments about how fast I go to the bathroom. NO – I am not making that up!
This morning I had to go to the bathroom. While I was in there I decided that for once I was going to take my time. This is what played out in my head:
“I am going to take my time today and I don’t give a shit.”
Then the irony hit. The irony of the word I thought of and that all at the same time I did and didn’t give a shit.
It made me laugh. You know you want to laugh too…go ahead.