Thursday, June 23, 2016

GEEZ





Sometimes the tiniest of things can make your day a little brighter. Such is the email below. My daughter has been on point with her sarcasm lately (a requirement in our family), but sometimes my sarcastic replies to her are not quite taken as intended, so I decided to make sure this one was understood – maybe I took it too far. Sarah’s answer made me laugh out loud – at work.
Even if you only enjoy this only a smidge of the amount that I enjoyed getting the email – it is worth the post.
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From: Mom
Sent: Thursday, June 23, 2016 3:25 PM

To: Sarah

Subject: Opal 
Do you remember those opal earrings I sent you from shopgoodwill.com that you liked? They went for $136!!! Needless to say – you aren’t getting them. 
Mom
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From: Sarah
Sent: Thursday, June 23, 2016 4:15 PM
To: Mom
Subject: RE: Opal
  
GET OUT. That’s crazy!  
I’m not worth $136? I’m so heart broken.  
Thanks,   
Sarah  
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From: Mom
Sent: Thursday, June 23, 2016 4:21 PM
To: Sarah
Subject: RE: Opal

I NEVER insinuated that your worth was matched against the damn opals…………………………….Geez…………………………………..
I mean GEEZ…………………………………
I mean really – GEEZ……………………………………………………………..
GEEZ-o-Pete…………………………….
GEEZ manetti……………………………….
Holy GEEZ……………………..
Are you GEEZing me????????????????????????
For cracking GEEZ………………………………………                  
Mother of GEEZ…………………….
GEEZ Louise……………………………………
GEEZ Cream Cheese………………………………….
Holy fricking GEEZ………………………………
For the love of GEEZ.........................
Seriously – GEEZ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
:P
Mom
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From: Sarah
Sent: Thursday, June 23, 2016 4:22 PM
To: Mom
Subject: RE: Opal
  
 


Thanks,
 
Sarah

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One of my FAVORITE quotes of all times – and I have no idea who said it – is:

“Nothing is wasted if it is enjoyed.”

You now have my blessing to go waste some time. GEEZ - ENJOY!




 

 

1 comment:

  1. Hahaha!!!!
    Geez and crackers this post is cute!

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