Auto Freaking Correct

Auto Coorect Connect Coral CORRECT Dammit

The title above is really what I wanted to title this post, but either blogger.com doesn't want bloggers to put a strike through in the title or I am just too stupid to figure out how to do it. Probably the latter is the correct statement. I probably shouldn't cuss in the title either. I probably shouldn't do A LOT of things I do.

The previous paragraph had nothing to do with what I wanted to post. I have no idea why I feel I have to explain myself all the time. That is probably one of those things I shouldn't do.

I love my iPhone, but have this love/hate relationship with its auto correct feature.

Today's sampling:

 Today 8:47 AM             

My breakfast fig bar                            

was almost all bar and                           

no dog                                                   

                    

 

                          Dog bars?
 

Crap, Autocorrect made                      

fig doc for some reason                      

 

                          Now we are taking the
                         fig bars to a physician? 

SHIT!                 

 

I love my iPhone, but have this love/hate relationship with its auto correct feature.

 

And can anyone tell me where in the world I can find whether the word auto correct is supposed to be autocorrect or auto correct. Stupid freaking auto correct.