4 Cats & 12 Days

The holiday season is upon us. As I told you, I have 4 cats and apparently they are VERY excited this year about Christmas. They watched intently as the lights were put up, stared enraptured at the trimming of the tree, and reverently watched the placing of the nativity scene – BUT – they don’t fool me! All they were doing was casing the joint so that when no one was looking they could have their fun with the inside winter wonderland AND bring all their outside friends in to join in the fun. Well, sort of join in. I guess it is more like become an additional decoration.

I know it is not time for the 12 days of Christmas, but my cats were too excited this year and just couldn’t wait.

The Twelve Days of Having Cats at Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my sweet cats brought to me:

A big clump of thrown up hairball 

On the second day of Christmas my sweet cats brought to me:

2 biting fleas

And another clump of thrown up hairball 

On the third day of Christmas my cats brought to me:

3 headless moles

2 biting fleas

And another clump of thrown up hairball 

On the fourth day of Christmas my sweet cats brought to me:

4 baby birds

3 headless moles

2 biting fleas

And another clump of thrown up hairball 

On the fifth day of Christmas my sweet cats brought to me:

5 spots of pee

4 baby birds

3 headless moles

2 biting fleas

And another clump of thrown up hairball 

On the sixth day of Christmas my sweet cats brought to me:

6 bows unraveled

5 spots of pee

4 baby birds

3 headless moles

2 biting fleas

And another clump of thrown up hairball 

On the seventh day of Christmas my sweet cats brought to me:

7 chunks of garland

6 bows unraveled

5 spots of pee

4 baby birds

3 headless moles

2 biting fleas

And another clump of thrown up hairball 

On the eighth day of Christmas my sweet cats brought to me:

8 fish from my pond

7 chunks of garland

6 bows unraveled

5 spots of pee

4 baby birds

3 headless moles

2 biting fleas

And another clump of thrown up hairball 

On the ninth day of Christmas my sweet cats brought to me:

9 broken ornaments

8 fish from my pond

7 chunks of garland

6 bows unraveled

5 spots of pee

4 baby birds

3 headless moles

2 biting fleas

And another clump of thrown up hairball 

On the tenth day of Christmas my sweet cats brought to me:

10 frogs NOT leaping

9 broken ornaments

8 fish from my pond

7 chunks of garland

6 bows unraveled

5 spots of pee

4 baby birds

3 headless moles

2 biting fleas

And another clump of thrown up hairball 

On the eleventh day of Christmas my sweet cats brought to me:

11 filthy paw prints

10 frogs NOT leaping

9 broken ornaments

8 fish from my pond

7 chunks of garland

6 bows unraveled

5 spots of pee

4 baby birds

3 headless moles

2 biting fleas

And another clump of thrown up hairball 

On the twelfth day of Christmas my sweet cats brought to me:

12 half-dead lizards

11 filthy paw prints

10 frogs NOT leaping

9 broken ornaments

8 fish from my pond

7 chunks of garland

6 bows unraveled

5 spots of pee

4 baby birds

3 headless moles

2 biting fleas

And another clump of thrown up hairball

I hope you have as much fun this season as I am having!